PERFORMANCE MINDSET
RELEASE YOUR INNER SALES DEMON
Get out of your own way. Build the confidence, intent and energy to start the conversation, ask the question and actually follow up.
THE FOUNDING EVENT
One loud, practical, properly useful day to build the sales strategy that'll drive your business in 2027.
LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.
In the room. On the day. For your actual business.
WHAT'S ON
PERFORMANCE MINDSET
Get out of your own way. Build the confidence, intent and energy to start the conversation, ask the question and actually follow up.
THE MAIN EVENT
Review 2026, set the targets, pick the markets, sharpen the offers, map the pipeline and lock in the activity that'll actually move the numbers.
MAKE IT REAL
Turn the year's strategy into clear priorities, actions and numbers for Jan, Feb and March. You'll leave knowing exactly what happens next.
OPTIONAL ADD-ON · $60
Food, drinks, music, proper conversations and questionable banter. The workbooks close. The relationships keep going.
The workshop runs 9:30am to 5:30pm. Timings might shift a bit on the day, because humans are involved.
WHAT YOU'LL BUILD
By 5:30pm the thinking's done and the next move is obvious.
What worked in 2026, what didn't, where the money came from and where good opportunities went to die.
Your annual and quarterly revenue targets, backed by the sales numbers you'll need to hit them.
Who you actually want to work with, who needs what you sell, and who you can stop wasting time on.
Where the opportunities'll come from, what has to happen, and who's on the hook for making it happen.
How many conversations, opportunities and proposals you need to hit the target, without relying on vibes.
Clear priorities, actions, milestones and accountability for the first quarter of 2027.
THE ROOM
Meet, network and become mates with hundreds of business owners from all over Australia. Customers. Suppliers. Referral partners. Collaborators. People who get the strange little adventure of running a business.
THE NOBS PROMISE
No surprise upgrade. No back-of-room sales team. No countdown timer. No sprinting to the back while inspirational music plays.
You've already bought the thing. Your founding ticket covers the event and your 12-month Base Membership. We're there to help you build your sales strategy, not warm you up for another sale. A Sell Mates event will never finish with a pitch or an upgrade.
Disclaimer: our sponsors will probs get 10 minutes to stand up and sell you some useful shit. They kinda help pay for the room you'll be sitting in, and you might genuinely want what they've got. So you're gonna just have to cop that one.
The optional NOBS Afterparty is a tick box at checkout, like civilised people.
YOUR FOUNDING MEMBERSHIP
Your $500 founding ticket also makes you a Sell Mate for the next 12 months.
Build your annual sales strategy and your first 90-day plan.
Check the results, find the leaks and tighten up your sales process.
Sharpen sales conversations, follow-up, negotiation and conversion.
Clean out the pipeline, drop the dead weight and attack the final quarter.
THIS IS FOR YOU IF
WHO IS RUNNING THIS
Every event like this has an About Us page full of words like passionate, journey and thought leader. Yeah, nah. Here's ours.
Founder, Project Remarkable
Head of Uncomfortable Conversations
“Turns out the difference between winning and losing in the sales room is asking the right bloody question. Who'd have thunk it.”
Founder, Morphability
Governor of Growth
“Turns out ‘we have a sales problem’ is rarely a sales problem.”
Between us we've been doing this longer than we'd care to admit. A few thousand sales conversations, one door knocking career nobody should repeat, a handful of businesses built, and a proper allergy to anyone who pitches from the back of a room. On 1 December we point the lot of it at your business.
THE FOUNDING OFFER
FOUNDING TICKET
Includes a 12-month Base Membership, normally $990.
All day we run it with NO BS. At 6:30 we drop the space bar and become NOBS. Food, drinks, music and questionable banter. Tick it on the sign-up form if you're in.
$500 today covers the 1 December event and your first 12 months. Your membership runs 1 December 2026 to 30 November 2027, whenever you buy. After that it continues at $990 a year until you cancel. We email you 60 days before every renewal, and you can cancel any time up to 30 days before it renews. Cancel later than that and it still ends on the renewal date, we just refund you. Membership Terms.
Save $490. No sneaky upgrade waiting inside.
FAIR QUESTIONS
Yep. Your $500 founding ticket covers the 1 December event and a full 12-month Base Membership, normally $990.
Nope. The day works whether you lead a team or you're the owner, the salesperson and the entire revenue department rolled into one slightly overworked human.
Nope. No pitch, no upgrade presentation. The optional $60 NOBS Afterparty is a tick box when you register. That's it.
Your laptop, your current numbers, an open mind and a willingness to make decisions. We'll bring the energy.
Sydney. We'll announce the venue shortly.
1 DECEMBER 2026 · SYDNEY
You don't need more information. You need clarity, action, accountability and good people around you.
BUILD MY 2027 SALES PLAN